Sunday, January 4, 2009

Stomp and chomp: a random Mancunian Christmas

Lucy Gash is a champ, and I love her to bits. It was the second time I’d been adopted into someone’s family during this trip, and for Christmas it is even more special to spend time with ‘family’. Lucy lives in Marple, a small town about half an hour south of Manchester, and I was stoked to have been invited to spend Christmas with her and her family. Her house is absolutely gorgeous – it’s half of a lovely renovated old heritage home at #1 Lime Kiln Lane, with big bay windows overlooking the park, and is constructed as three split levels. She bought it from her parents, who live in the other half – which is perfect for nipping next door to attend Christmas dinners! – but still allows for more than enough privacy.

When I arrived, I was introduced to Brian and Mary, Lucy’s parents, who were both champs as well (seems to run in the family!). Brian reminded me so much of my grandpa Mel, it was great, and like my grandpa, he likes a drink and making sure that everyone else around him is enjoying one too. Our Christmas Eve lunch-slash-dinner was also shared with Lucy’s sister Katherine (aka “boobs” – I love sisterly nicknames!) her boyfriend Olly, Lucy’s brother Dan and his girlfriend Jane. By mid-afternoon we were all a bit jolly and had stuffed ourselves with a usually unacceptable amount of roast turkey, vegetables, gravy, chocolate roulade and pear jelly. The pissiness continued into the evening (which begins at about 4pm, it gets dark so early. I couldn’t handle it) when we traipsed down to one of the two local pubs to meet up with Lucy’s new man, Robbo. Speaking of champs, add another one to the list!

Christmas Day involved a lot of food, again! I was a little surprised when Lucy gave me a couple of cute Christmas gifts – which was totally unnecessary considering just having me there for Christmas was present enough. I had bought her a small present though, so that made me feel a bit better! The presents kept flowing when we arrived next door, and were clearly a big part of the Christmas ritual for their family. I always find it interesting to see how different people do it, because for my family, presents aren’t a big deal, especially now that we are all (apparently) grown up. But everyone had clearly put a lot of thought into what they bought each other, which I really value. The Quality Streets chocolates and champagne were also flowing!

After stuffing ourselves for the second Christmas lunch in a row, we went for a wander up the garden path – oops I mean the lane – to visit some friends’ of Lucy and Robbo’s. We spent the night playing Guitar Hero on Playstation, as well as belting out a few tunes on the karaoke channel. It was good juvenile fun for big kids!

Boxing Day we finally got our asses off the couch and headed off to “Stomp & Chomp” 2008. Great name! This is an annual event organised by a local, which is basically an orienteering expedition through the Mancunian countryside, in teams of up to five, based on clues and observations. This year’s route took us along stone walled public access paths across rolling fields, through sloppy, muddy patches, up the hill to a big cross monument, via an obligatory mid-way pub stop-off where I was able to try the local “bitter” brew, along a lake and river, through a golf course, and back to the pub we started at for some much-needed beef hotpot. It was great fun, and definitely a unique way to see the countryside.

It was just as I imagine rural England to look like: green rolling hills criss-crossed by ancient stone walls, small villages with their local pubs dotted here and there, woolly white sheep with fat tails wandering about. And there was something refreshing (although it was bloody freezing!) about traipsing around the place in a big jacket, boots, beanie, scarf and gloves, totally warm on the inside but feeling like your face is going to freeze off.

On the 27th Lucy had organised to meet some friends for lunch at the pub (where else?) over yonder. “Over yonder” in this case is as it sounds – over the hills and far, far away – well far enough to walk for a couple of hours. Robinson, who I’d met the night before, joined Lucy, Robbo and I on our trek across the countryside. It was a great day for walking and we crossed over our route from Stomp and Chomp via the cross memorial on the top of the hill. Nothing like crunching all the glass-like ice on the surface of the puddles when you’re rugged up and walking around in the cold! I enjoyed meeting all of Lucy’s childhood friends, and they’d all kept in touch even though many of them lived away from Marple and now had families of their own.

Later in the day two of Lucy’s friends Lara & Courtney, who had driven up from London, joined us at the pub. He is a Jamaican that has made his money in the UK as a DJ. The poor buggers recently had to postpone their Christmas holiday back to Jamaica because Courtney had lost his passport, and wasn’t able to replace it in time! But the good thing was it meant they were able to spend some time with us. After heading back from the pub, a bit of chilling out, wine in hand, some traditional Christmas game-playing (in this case Jenga!) and some food at Lucy’s, we headed down to the other Marple pub for more socialising and beer drinking. It was another fun night of just hanging out and talking rubbish which ended in a random visit to the other pub once ours closed, and managing to flog a long blonde wig from one of the Marple locals. I must say Courtney looked particularly ravishing in it – being Jamaican and all!

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And then it was one last brekky – Robbo’s famous bubble (of the bubble and squeak fame, but said with a Mancunian accent, hilarious!) topped with a poached egg being the new food of choice – before boarding the train for one last adventure: New Years in Edinburgh.

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